Cooth | |
|---|---|
| Born | [REDACTED] Thorne |
| Status | Active |
| Nationality | Canadian |
| Other names | Cooth |
| Years active | 1.5 |
| Opponent(s) | Ohio, Sweden |
| Criminal charge(s) | Manslaughter, Being too Sexy |
| Partner(s) | Single ;) |
| Children | Yoinky Thorne, Sploinky Thorne |
[REDACTED] Thorne (Born November 7, 1981) is a Canadian supervisor for the Greenfield Minecraft project that goes by his online name, “Cooth”. He joined the project on May 31st 2020 after applying for the project earlier that day. Cooth has been active on the project ever since then, and has no intention of stopping.
Personal Life
Cooth was born on November 7th, 1981 into the dark heart of the Scarborough, Ontario ghetto where his mother, Grace Thorne, and his father, San Hermando Thorne [citation needed] lived at the time. Grace allegedly died during birth, although that claim is disputed due to her body never being recovered from the Thorne family house (current location of 127 Danzig St). Some sources say that by only the age of 15 he could kill a man in 30 different ways with only his teeth, and had learned 17 different forms of martial arts. He fled the house to an unknown location the next morning after discovering the body. Everything from that date until January 7th 2004, the date of his University graduation, is completely unknown. Once he got his [REDACTED] degree at the University of Toronto, he settled in an undisclosed location in Richmond Hill, Ontario. He now owns a Chinese restaurant in the suburbs with his two adopted kids, Yoinky Thorne and Sploinky Thorne.